Guyism After Dark: Sasha, Gemma, or Tyran???

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• Guyism After Dark: Sasha, Gemma, or Tyran???
• E3: it’s almost here
• VIDEO: President Obama drunk takes you to your Memorial Day destination
• VIDEO: Transformers Dark Side Of The Moon game looks great
• This Week in Women: Oprah, ex-wives, and more
• I do not hide from love anyone:Katrina Kaif
• Is Aishwarya Rai to act nude in Heroine?
• Indian High Class Housewifes Sexy Photos Album 7
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Guyism After Dark: Sasha, Gemma, or Tyran??? Posted: 27 May 2011 04:00 PM PDT Hot links to get you through the night… Take your pick: Sasha, Gemma, or Tyran??? CLICK THE PICS TO SEE MORE! You won’t need beer goggles to appreciate the Hangover 2 star Sasha Barrese Gemma Massey is one sexy bunny Tyran Richard was 2007′s Playmate of the Year… ’nuff said Tijuana Cops Aren’t Opposed to Getting Lap Dances from Detainees (Video) The Web’s Best Burger Recipes 10 Things You Should Do at a Wedding 11 Awesome GIFs of UFC Fans Behaving Badly Topless Pics of Hot R&B Singer Cassie Leaked? (15 Pics) The 50 Hottest Bikini Shots of All-Time Get ready to see even more of Kim Kardashian The 50 Bustiest Girls on Facebook Kim, Kourtney and Khloe: The 50 Hottest Kardashian Photos on the Web Kelli Hutcherson Gets You Ready for UFC 130 (and Then Some) Somaya Reece in a Killer Maxim Photo Shoot Dannie Riel is worth a few moments of your time ## Rosie Huntington-Whiteley just keeps getting it done Sophie Howard Making Britain Proud ## Holly Newberry will take your breath away ## Aletta Ocean Will Send Your Pheromones into Overdrive Lindsay Lohan had yet another wardrobe malfunction ## Cintia Decker is a pretty little red head, wearing little clothing

E3: it’s almost here Posted: 27 May 2011 12:48 PM PDT We’re less than two weeks away from gaming’s biggest cavalcade! With so much going on as is, even I’ve almost forgotten. Thankfully I also follow Davids Jaffe’s Twitter account (you know, the guy behind God of War, among other things) and he posted the following sneak peak from one of Sony’s booths... Now, here’s the part in which I was going to list all the notable games that will be on-hand, at least the ones we know about, along with all the ones that I’m guessing might appear, plus round up the latest round of Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft rumors. But what’s the point? Because Mega 64 (on the behalf of GameTrailers) has predictions that will no doubt come true… Actually, here’s the part in which I confess that I wanted to head out early, to enjoy the Memorial Day weekend, and was assuming the above would offer a bit more… stuff. So real quick, to add what the boys have already stated: 1. The Sony conference will be filled with many uncomfortable silences, especially whenever PSNgate is mentioned. 2. That being said, the PlayStation Store will FINALLY be open in time for their presser. Or at least it has better… 3. The world will get a better look at the NGP, and the world will go “cool story bro.” 4. Microsoft will have another new non-Bungie game by Halo. 5. They will also then tell everyone how wildly successful the Kinect has been. Question: do you own one or know anyone who does? Exactly. 6. At either Sony or Microsoft’s press conference, annoying game journalists will tweet after each big reveal “totally called that.” Yup, uh huh. 7. And at either of those, maybe also Ubi Soft’s presser, Hip Hop Gamer will be loud and obnoxious, and then threaten to kick the ass of anyone who asks him to settle down. 8. Ubi’s presentation will be approximately 4 hours long, deal heavily about their new movie studio, with film folks addressing the audience, who clearly have never touched a video game in their lives, and also Cirque du Soleil will be on-hand. 9. Also, the three actual games people who were slated to talk about their stuff will be cut, due to the aforementioned circus folk, or someone similar. 10. Nintendo will reveal their new system, which will get an equal number of cheers and groans when all is said and done. Oh, also, the redesigned 3DS. … Next week beging the official countdown, though more than likely, we’ll have 60% of all the info that will be unveiled, since that’s how it works that way. Till then! BEHOLD: THE RISE OF SWEET BOT!!! [Twitter] & E3 2011 Predictions From Mega64′s Scientists [GameSetWatch]

VIDEO: President Obama drunk takes you to your Memorial Day destination Posted: 27 May 2011 11:30 AM PDT Conan O’Brien revisited the “slow down the audio to make someone sound drunk” meme that was popular a little while back with this video of President Obama but, as Matt at Warming Glow points out, the execution of this one is so well-done that it’s a must watch. The Irish people would totally respond like that if President Obama were shit-faced in a speech like that. It’s like when you go to a country that speaks a different language, you have to give them a couple words they understand so they can get on board. Drunkspeak is like a soothing lullaby to those folks.

VIDEO: Transformers Dark Side Of The Moon game looks great Posted: 27 May 2011 11:29 AM PDT Too bad it features transformable robots that don’t resemble the ones I grew up with. And I know what everyone’s saying: boo f’n hoo, and get over it. Sorry, I will not; the hurt, it runs THAT deep. Even three movies later, I still cannot get over how fugly Bumblebee and company have become. BTW, I only saw the first flick; am still interested in the second, if only cuz Optimus supposedly goes all Gundam Wing, and not only is there a robot uncomfortably based upon a black stereotype, I also hear that there’s a robot uncomfortably based upon an Italian stereotype as well. But anyway, the game at least looks good. I mean REAL good… … Which, sorry, totally blows. When Transformers were first hot, there were far too few attempts at games, and what did exist were left behind in Japan cuz they totally blew. Like this NES title that stars Ultra Magnus… … Was about to say it’s not the best example, because the player didn’t die in the first 3 seconds like everyone else does, but he doesn’t go past the first minute with his first life at least. But at least Ultra Magnus looks like Ultra f’n Magnus! It would be a very time before another take would be attempted, for the PS2 in Japan (yeah, not a single 16-bit version exists, which is such a shame considering the high amount of awesome side-scrolling mech titles, so the platform was certainly sufficient). Here’s that title, which features fully English voiceovers and text; me thinks no one in America wants to touch the stinker, despite not having to do any translation-work… Fun-fact: the guy doing Optimus’s voice is none other than the guy who plays Alucard in Symphony of the Night! Also, I sorta like: there was a Beast Masters games for the PSone. But seriously, who ever gave a rat’s ass about Beast Masters? An actually good Transformers perhaps the very first ever, came out for the PS2 here in America, based on the Armada series (which shares a number of qualities with the game above to be honest). Still it was not Generation 1, so I could not have cared less. But at least those designs weren’t as offensive as this Michael Bay nonsense. So yeah, that's what sucks the most: the games are finally getting good, but it's starring the bots I know and love. Oh the pains of adulthood.

This Week in Women: Oprah, ex-wives, and more Posted: 27 May 2011 11:00 AM PDT Every Friday I swing by Guyism to lend my expertise on the topic of women in a wrap up of the dumb things they've done in the news. This week I'm calling out the queen bee herself, Ms. Oprah Winfrey, as well as a few other bitches who don't know how to act. Selfish Bitch of the Week: Oprah Yeah that's right, I said it. Oprah had her final show this week, after months of anticipation and rumors about what over-the-top stunt she'd pull… and all she did was stand there and talk for an hour. If I were in that audience, I would've stood up and walked out after the opening sentence about there being no surprises. The way I see it, if you're going to build your empire on grandeur and oh-no-she-didn't's, you owe it to your fans to bust out the big guns for your final show. I want to leave that studio with keys to a new car filled with enough gas to drive me to my new 15,000 square-foot mansion in Belize. And to those of you who will argue that it was a classy exit and you cried over her vulnerability: congratulations. You bought it. You sat through an hour of a woman who doesn't even know you exist reading carefully worded cue cards of self-praise in a belted pink burlap sack. Grab yourself an O magazine, throw on her shiny new television channel, and realize you got duped. Bitch ain't going anywhere. Bandwagon Bitch of the Week: Gigi Goyette This former child actress came forward this week and said that she, too, had an extramarital affair with the Governator. Gasp. But how convenient that this also landed her a prime time feature on Extra? I mean, has anyone even heard of this broad before now? I could be wrong. Maybe Rusty: A Dog's Tale is a huge cult classic and I'm just not up on my 90's films. But I'm thinking it's far more likely that Gigi was jonesin' for a little more time in the spotlight and saw an opportunity to cash in. Even if her story is true and Ahnold turns out to have more in common with Tiger Woods than a confusing ethnic background, you've gotta love Gigi's description of her first sexual encounter with him at the age of 16: "It's pretty much the first time I had sex with anybody in my life." Oh. Pretty much. What a perfectly contrived way to dance around the fact that you were bangin' dudes out before you even had a learner's permit. You just know this bitch was trotting around Malibu in the 70s telling aspiring actors and amateur body builders she was a virgin like some scene out of Wedding Crashers. Sorry, Arnold; she fouuund youuu! Bitch ends the interview with an apology to Maria, saying "I am very sorry… for being intimate with your husband, and I would hope that you would forgive me for that." She'd probably be more apt to do so if you didn't just kick her while she's down with a story about how her husband likes it rough on national television. Just saying. Ex-Wife Bitch of the Week: Blanca Rodríguez de Pérez The wife of deceased former president of Venezuela Carlos Andrés Pérez is still fighting with his long-time mistress, six months later, over where to bury his body. Give it up, lady. You'd think the fact that he lived with his side dish in a completely different country for the last years of his life would be enough to drive the point home that you probably weren't too in-tune with what he likes. I know you think this is your last chance to stake your claim as his wifey, but I think it's time to throw in the towel. He's been decomposing above ground somewhere for half a year while you meddle your way into his last wishes. Just give the poor dude a grave already so he can turn over in it. Bitchy Politician of the Week: Jennifer Seelig This Utah State Representative sponsored a bill that was passed into law this week expanding the definition of solicitation to include "any person who indicates through lewd acts, such as exposing or touching themselves, that they intend to exchange sex for money." You're crossing the line into some pretty grey territory, Seelig. Let's say I get a few shots of Jamo in me and get pretty lewd over a heated game of beer pong. Given the fact that I'd gladly accept a dude's offer to take me out to dinner before we knock hypothetical boots, am I a hooker? Or I'm out at a club when some Chris Breezy comes on, and, whilst shaking my shit, my hand accidentally grazes my boob. An overzealous onlooker buys my table another bottle of Goose and my over-powered beer goggles convince me to schedule an adult sleepover. Am I going to jail? I guess it's all sort of irrelevant, since we're talking about a state I'd never party in. All it means is that now you literally couldn't pay me to sleep with a guy from Utah.

I do not hide from love anyone:Katrina Kaif Posted: 27 May 2011 05:05 PM PDT Bollywood actor Salman Khan’s domineering famous not only because of his acting, but his paintings do not hide from love anyone. Sallu Mian rival his former girlfriend Aishwarya Rai and actor Aamir Khan ’s Ghajini look Chukaehan off on canvas. Surprising that Bollywood sexy actress Katrina Kaif who frequently before the media about his personal life Do not talk and stays silent in front of the media that Salman recently I can not ever landed on the canvas. Katrina Salman as the further I’m not great. Anyway I am very impressed with your mother for me it’s Ideal Lady. However we hope that this gorgeous photo of Salman in the future by making them give Shuhkaanaan. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) Total Pageviews Home | Copyright © 2010 Fall Fashion 2011